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Taken from mosca because Himself is on nights and assuming my computer remains in the land of the living, I'd like to distract myself from thoughts of children who cannot remember the counties of Ireland and wedding preparations I've not yet made.

With my own strike-outs through it, because you all know I won't be bringing the porn...

You tell me one bad thing that's happened to you in the last two weeks - no general "fandom sucks" or "I hate LJ" or anything like that. One specific thing - "My dog got fleas", "My children broke my favorite Ming vase", "My bananas had a dark spot on them" - and then give me two characters [real people are characters!] that I write and I will porn them and/or make them hug. Nothing long, nothing plotty. Oh no. You get one hard, dirty fast porn and/or sweet, loving hug-type paragraph. (well, let's be honest, you'll likely get more than that, but I'm *promising* a paragraph). They don't have to be in the same universe. It's PORN AND/OR HUGS. It needs no explanation beyond "Wow. They're both hot and/or awesome and I'd like to think about them sweaty and naked and/or happy." You may specify porn, hugs, both, or not picky.

Not sure how the last bit runs as, you know, no porn, but see what you come up with!