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Jun. 3rd, 2006 11:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
helsinkibabyYou know you're reading too much Television Without Pity recaps when...
When the Doctor and Ida (or whatever her name was) go down in the lift, and they find the trapdoor, with the big circular seal on it, and you go "Oh my God, Tsathoggua will emerge! Run!"
And for those of you who do not know who/what Tsathoggua is.... love Shack, baby, love Shack... from his recap of the first semi final of season two, when he was trying to come up with a name for the American Idol Seal...
I've just now noticed that the circle the kids are performing on has strange little grates all around the edges, and now I'm wondering why they're there. My mind wanders and I imagine that the circle is actually a seal of sort, designed to keep some sort of horrible fiend trapped within. And then my mind keeps wandering until I build a scenario in my head where the people responsible for this show are actually members of a dark cult (well, would you be surprised?) trying to open the seal. It turns out that a sequence of notes sung in the proper order will break the magic holding the seal shut, but the actual sequence has been lost to the ages. So they invite all these kids out to sing and hope they stumble across the right notes to unleash a great evil unto the world to swallow us all.
What? This is what happens when they put the show up against Buffy.
Ergo, the Seal of Tsathoggua... does this mean Billie Piper will sing in the next episode???
Yep, the heat's gone entirely to my head.
When the Doctor and Ida (or whatever her name was) go down in the lift, and they find the trapdoor, with the big circular seal on it, and you go "Oh my God, Tsathoggua will emerge! Run!"
And for those of you who do not know who/what Tsathoggua is.... love Shack, baby, love Shack... from his recap of the first semi final of season two, when he was trying to come up with a name for the American Idol Seal...
I've just now noticed that the circle the kids are performing on has strange little grates all around the edges, and now I'm wondering why they're there. My mind wanders and I imagine that the circle is actually a seal of sort, designed to keep some sort of horrible fiend trapped within. And then my mind keeps wandering until I build a scenario in my head where the people responsible for this show are actually members of a dark cult (well, would you be surprised?) trying to open the seal. It turns out that a sequence of notes sung in the proper order will break the magic holding the seal shut, but the actual sequence has been lost to the ages. So they invite all these kids out to sing and hope they stumble across the right notes to unleash a great evil unto the world to swallow us all.
What? This is what happens when they put the show up against Buffy.
Ergo, the Seal of Tsathoggua... does this mean Billie Piper will sing in the next episode???
Yep, the heat's gone entirely to my head.
